You may, or may not have heard of our $359.99 lifetime offer...
New Funcs Every Year For LIFE! > >
If you don't have immediate plans to take us up on this, you likely fall into one of three camps...
1. Spending a few hundred dollars on shoes sounds really expensive.
2. $359.99 for a LIFETIME of shoes sounds too good to be true.
3. You're intrigued, but you wonder whether we'll still be in business a year from now.
We know where we land on all of these issues, but we also know you don't live inside our brain, so as much as we hate to admit it...
Your concerns are valid.
HOWEVER!
We believe a little more context will make all the difference.
Camp #1 - That Sounds EXPENSIVE!
We can't argue with this one.
$359.99 is a hefty chunk of cash to throw down to get your first pair of shoes from us.
Let's be real. Even the priciest Air Jordans are only $230.
On the other hand, this isn't just ONE pair of shoes.
It's a lifetime of functional footwear.
New Funcs For Life is like finding a roll of $20 bills in the pocket of an old pair of jeans every year.
With any luck you'll never have to worry about buying shoes again.
Plus, if coming up with the cash all at once seems like a stretch, you can always use Shop Pay.
With 4 interest free payments you can spread out your initial investment a bit, so it's not such a shock to your monthly budget.
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Camp #2 - Sounds Too Good To Be True!
We get it. You're good at math.
Which leads you to believe that this offer is an unsustainable pipe dream.
I mean, why would we send you thousands of dollars worth of shoes over the years for such relatively small investment?
Here's how the math works out great for us (and you)...
When we order a large quantity of materials, our production costs go down by 70%.
The influx of cash we get from lifetime orders helps us fund larger production runs and reach sustainable profit margins.
Which means we're able to grow our company quickly and profitably.
Which in turn means that we can happily send you new shoes every year until you die!
(not that we want you to die)
Live Long & Prosper With New Funcs Every Year For Life > >
Camp #3...What if you go out of business?
Great question.
We can't ignore statistics.
45% of new businesses fail within the first 5 years.
On the other hand...
If you flip that statistic on its head, it means that you have a 55% chance of getting AT LEAST 6 pairs of shoes from us (providing we last 5 years and 1 day).
But here's why even the gloomiest statistics don't really apply to us...
This is not our first rodeo.
Our team has been part of multiple ecommerce stores that either lasted over a decade, or are still going strong.
Our friends and family have also invested in New Funcs Every Year For Life.
This means we'd have to look the people we love in the eye and tell them we squandered their hard earned money.
To say we're not planning to do that is an understatement.
To make a long story short...We're not going anywhere.
Be Optimistic With Us & Order New Funcs Every Year For LIFE! > >
Still Have Questions?
Feel free to email us at Support@FuncShoes.com, or call us at 833-MY-FUNCS.
If you're ready to get started, we'd love to send your first shipment!
Just click below to design your first pair!
P.S. You can also try a pair and upgrade to a lifetime membership later with our "upgrade only" option available on our Home Page >>